Here it is. The long awaited review of my latest find. I did this for you, lovers. The long, hard hours of testing - the countless showers I had to take- the reel upon reel of porn that I had to watch. All of it for you. To bring you an honest, first hand account of the Toy of The Month. I give you....Vibratex's Rabbit Dancer.
Before I get started, I should let you know where I picked up my latest treat. If you haven't already checked out the magazine I have been patronizing, click the button on the left of the screen. Not only does this company make a kick ass publication, they have a phenomenal toy website. Check out http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Just don't buy the last of something. Contrary to popular belief, there are a few toys I have yet to purchase. They also package everything up real discrete like. It looked like I was getting a package from my grandmother, not a new sex toy.
Now, back to the Bunny.
The Rabbit Dancer is a waterproof mini vibrator. It stands about 6 inches long and is powered by 1 AA Battery. It comes with a removable jelly sleeve in the shape of a bunny. (Try to stifle your "Awwww's") Without the sleeve, the device has a nubby head and mimics a mini-massager. I tried it without the sleeve and was like "ouch"! I do not recommend that action. Not even for the most adventurous players. Maybe if you're skiing and you want to get some action thru your ski pants. Even then, it might not be enough protection.
Once you place the sleeve on, the fun begins. I recommend this product to experienced players. This should not be your first vibrator. Placement of the "ears" has to be strategic. The vibrations are very strong and even if you're really excited, the stimulation can be a bit much. Placing the ears directly on your love button may give you the same results as dragging your bare crotch across a carpet. Rug burn, baby. I found that turning the "head" around and having the bunny face the opposite way gave an excellent sensation and ultimately achieved my goal....twice.
Now, on to the shower scene.
I love me some waterproof action. The Bunny worked even better in the shower. The water dulled some of the overly strong vibrations and allowed me to work with different ear placement. Much like the placement you would use with the Rabbit Pearl. (If you don't have this one, get your credit card out and order it. You should be ashamed of yourself.) The ears are designed to work both sides of your love button with the head giving extra stimulation. I tested this part alot. Long, long showers. The guys at the office are wondering why my fingers are all pruny.
On a scale from 1-10, (10 being the highest) here are the ratings.
Strength of vibrations: 8.5
Ease of use: 6 (intermediate level recommended)
Water Play: 9 (Damn good!)
Quietness: 7 (It's kinda loud. Not for use in the office)
Power Use: 7.5 (I've used it for 2 weeks and it's still going)
Cleaning Ease: 9 (Just slip off the sleeve and wash it with warm, soapy water. Air dry)
If you're ready to move on to something small and powerful, I suggest the Rabbit Dancer. Just watch out, lovers. Those ears are tricky.