Unless you're living in a hole, you know it's National Breast Cancer Month. I'm sure we all know someone who has been touched by this disease. Remember my brush with the dreaded C word? There will be 200,000 women (some men too) who will receive horrible news this year. I was lucky.
You, me, all our friends, our friends friends, and their friends friends can benefit from early detection. All it takes is a few minutes every few weeks. While you're in the shower, FEEL YOURSELF UP! Channel your inner teenage boy and grope your girls. Then, you can grab the vibrator and finish things off. It's a win win! Detecting those early cancer lumps is great foreplay.
GUYS!! This is your big chance to cop a feel. Tell your wife/girlfriend you want to help. Grab her jugs and go to work. You could save her life.
After you've honked your hooters, go out there and do something for the cause. Do a breast cancer walk, give some dough to a charity or just call up a person you know who's battling this disease and let them know you're here for them.