Friday, November 14, 2008

Awarding Random Stuff

I'm starting to thinking that Heather over at Keltic Kaos might have a bit of a blog crush on me. This is the second time she has given me an award. I'm lovin' her as well!!!

Anywhoo....I have to write some random stuff about myself. Not an easy task considering that I practice full disclosure here.
  • I have a forked tongue. (Some how the tip of my tongue was cut and it has a tiny slice at the tip making a microscopic fork.)
  • I am totally obsessed with Jessica Simpson and Pamela Anderson. Not to the point of lesbianism, but very close.
  • I love cottage cheese rolled up in a slice of bologna. It's disgusting, I know. But, it reminds me of my childhood. I also put chips in my sandwiches, especially tuna fish.
  • I use to be on the same gymnastic team with the original Pink Power Ranger
  • I love watching NASCAR races and I'm a huge fan! Ask me about camber, wedge in/out or being loose is and I can give you full details.
  • Football mystifies me.
  • Growing up, I wanted to be a profiler in the FBI.
  • I love having fires in the fireplace.
  • I haven't shaved my legs in 4 days (Yeah winter!!!)
  • When I was younger, I use to suck my thumb and rub other peoples ears. I quit the thumb sucking when I was nine, but I still do the ear thing. It drives Big K nuts when I do it to him while he's driving. I also do it to our dogs.
  • I secretly watch Celebrity Rehab. It's like crack.
  • I really hate the fact that TH never wants to do anything that I want to do.
  • I am six shots away from getting my license to carry a gun concealed.
  • I knit baby clothes for fun.
  • I want to get a tiny tattoo of a sunflower on my back hip, but I'm a huge wimp.
  • I don't have one shred of self esteem.
  • I don't like peanut butter or chicken
  • While I'm eating lunch at my desk, I sneak to and check out the celebs.
  • I clench my fists when I'm mad
  • If I'm not eating or drinking, I have gum in my mouth. I'm totally orally fixated
  • I love quotes. I write them down everywhere, but can never remember them when I want to.
  • I will hold a grudge forever
  • I get incredibly, inhumanly annoyed if someone doesn't return my phone call.
  • I am dying to be one of those people who has a huge vegetable garden.
  • At this moment, I am not speaking to my brother nor my sister.
I am passing this on to:
Jen @ Steenky Bee - 'cause I know she hates shit like this and I want to torment her!
Casey@ Half As Good As You - 'cause she lets me verbally abuse her. It's a sign of love, girl!
Heinous @Irregualry Periodic Ruminations - He has a bazillion awards, but I figured what the hell. He's a regular commentator and funny as hell!
Brooke @ Martinis Aren't Just For Breakfast - I just discovered her through Lola and this girl is funny!
BadAss @ Badass Geek - 'cause he's my boy!
Aaron @ Daddyfiles - 'cause he never stalks me anymore and I'm trying to bribe him back.
I would give you all some linky love, but the blogger is not cooperating with me right now. I would also pass this on to Lola @Sassy Mama Says, but she's on vacation and I don't want to stress her out.
Have a great weekend, y'all


  1. A concealed weapons license, eh?

    You should be a good person to speak to then, as I'm looking into possible gun ownership.

    Oral fixation is hawt.

  2. ahem. A little clairification please! (And some random comments since I feel so inclined!)
    1. So, how exactly did you cut your tongue?
    2. Who on earth served you bologna with cottage cheese rolled into it as a child? (ergh!)
    3. BTW, I cannot remember the last time I shaved my legs. Yes, it's winter :) Also, I went to an all girl high school and we didn't shave our legs until the hair grew through the tights (gross to some I'm sure).
    4. The ear thing is kinda freaking me out. Like what part - the lobe or what?
    5. What is with women wanting to get a concealed carry permit? Did Diana get you started on that? She's trying to convince me I need one but I don't think that will fit in the diaper bag!
    6. And why aren't you speaking to your brother or sister. Inquiring minds want to know.
    Have a great day!!!!

  3. I have several "concealed weapons" jokes but I'm going to let good taste prevail.

    And don't worry, I read you everyday in my blog reader. I just feel like I'm in quicksand right now.

  4. Ha, I live in FL and I RARELY shave my legs. Lazy and lack of time so I wear pants a lot. Thanks for the tag and the list of weird stuff about yourself. I knew you were weird but that's why I like you... I'll work on this sometime next week!

  5. Congrats on your awards and thank yous so much.

    I prefer cream cheese and bologna myself. It would be really cool if you could pick up a piece of steak with your forked tongue.

  6. Bologna - ewwww. Hates it.
    Pam Anderson? She's so dirty. I mean like, if I were a guy, I wouldn't screw her with Kid Rock's penis. Gross. And Jessica is just ugly. Sorry to tell you the truth about them.

    My SIL has two of the ugliest tattos I've ever seen and one of them is a small daisy on her right hip. The other one is a tramp stamp that she proudly displays "on accident" every summer. She claims it's a sun, but I'm not really sure what it is. Something small would be over very quickly, you should do it!

    I'm also a committed grudge holder.

    Why no self esteem? You are smart and funny, and you know I'm not just saying that cuz I'm your blog stalker.

  7. Thank you, oh, thank you! Hey! I don't hate this stuff! I love it, love it! Thanks so much.

    Now, that all the niceties are out of the way, we seriously need to have a talk about the Jessica Simpson thing. No and no. Let's find another blond for you to oogle. What about Aniston or Theron?

    I'm not a grudge holder. Can you believe it? I'm totally not. But the fact that you said that I hate these awards makes me want to remember that comment and hold it against you forever. No, really, I don't hold grudges, I just stop caring. Sounds mean, but it's true. You can't hold a grudge if you no longer care.

    I so do the tuna and chips thing to this very day. Funny that you mentioned the balogna thing. I am craving a balogna sandwich after Southpark last night, I think I'll pass on the cottage cheese mix-in though. Thanks again!

  8. I think something must be seriously wrong with you if you don't like peanut butter! Ditto on the gum thing, must have SOMETHING in the mouth :)

  9. BadAss: I'm not sure what the licensing laws in Maine are. It's pretty easy here.

    Morvy: You are an inquisitive little minx. :) Okay, post I will answer all your questions.

    Daddyfiles: When have I ever wanted anything in good taste on this blog? Glad you're still around in the background. Sorry things are rough right now. You know my number. Call me if you need anything!!!!

    Casey: I'm usually really good on the shaving/waxing thing. But, in the winter I'm a bit lacks when it comes to the legs.

    Heinous: I will have to try the cream cheese. I'm big on cream cheese and jelly sandwiches.

    Heather: Love that you are my stalker! I'm crying that you think that way about my girl-crushes. They are trampy ho-bags, but I am fixated. I might need therapy.

    SteekyBee: Tuna and Chips are the bomb! Do you do relish in your tuna?

    Diana: I always have something in my mouth.(There is a dirty thought sneaking in there while I'm writing this and I'm trying to keep it out!) I have no idea why I don't like peanut butter. But, yes... there is definiatly something wrong with me! ;)

  10. I almost had to leave after the bologna and cottage cheese bit, but was rescued by the FBI comment. Then became distressed again by the fact that you don't like peanut butter. Really?? Not even a little.

    The quotes thing though? You rock. I live for random quotes.

  11. MadWoman: Quote do rock. I can never remember them when I want to. I have the ultimate one about patience posted in my office. Of course, I can't remember it now.

  12. Good morning... doing my HASAY rounds. How's it going over there this weekend? Your nemesis seems to have fallen off the wagon, no update from him for the past couple of weeks. Looks like you win unless you can kick his ass into gear. Go HASAY!

  13. Well I guess as long as you know your girl crushes are trampy, and not delusional about it, it's all good.

  14. Ok, so this is my first visit to your blog. And I've found out that you are a woman with forked tongue, no love for chicken (I don't know that I've ever known someone who didn't like chicken!) but craving bologna and cottage cheese. Oh and you hold grudges.
    Glad I stopped by and congrats on your awards.

  15. I tried to reply to this a zillion times on Friay and it dodn't work. Let's see if it does this time...I'm working on my response. Thanks for the award! YAY!