Anywhoo....I have to write some random stuff about myself. Not an easy task considering that I practice full disclosure here.
- I have a forked tongue. (Some how the tip of my tongue was cut and it has a tiny slice at the tip making a microscopic fork.)
- I am totally obsessed with Jessica Simpson and Pamela Anderson. Not to the point of lesbianism, but very close.
- I love cottage cheese rolled up in a slice of bologna. It's disgusting, I know. But, it reminds me of my childhood. I also put chips in my sandwiches, especially tuna fish.
- I use to be on the same gymnastic team with the original Pink Power Ranger
- I love watching NASCAR races and I'm a huge fan! Ask me about camber, wedge in/out or being loose is and I can give you full details.
- Football mystifies me.
- Growing up, I wanted to be a profiler in the FBI.
- I love having fires in the fireplace.
- I haven't shaved my legs in 4 days (Yeah winter!!!)
- When I was younger, I use to suck my thumb and rub other peoples ears. I quit the thumb sucking when I was nine, but I still do the ear thing. It drives Big K nuts when I do it to him while he's driving. I also do it to our dogs.
- I secretly watch Celebrity Rehab. It's like crack.
- I really hate the fact that TH never wants to do anything that I want to do.
- I am six shots away from getting my license to carry a gun concealed.
- I knit baby clothes for fun.
- I want to get a tiny tattoo of a sunflower on my back hip, but I'm a huge wimp.
- I don't have one shred of self esteem.
- I don't like peanut butter or chicken
- While I'm eating lunch at my desk, I sneak to Eonline.com and check out the celebs.
- I clench my fists when I'm mad
- If I'm not eating or drinking, I have gum in my mouth. I'm totally orally fixated
- I love quotes. I write them down everywhere, but can never remember them when I want to.
- I will hold a grudge forever
- I get incredibly, inhumanly annoyed if someone doesn't return my phone call.
- I am dying to be one of those people who has a huge vegetable garden.
- At this moment, I am not speaking to my brother nor my sister.
Jen @ Steenky Bee - 'cause I know she hates shit like this and I want to torment her!
Casey@ Half As Good As You - 'cause she lets me verbally abuse her. It's a sign of love, girl!
Heinous @Irregualry Periodic Ruminations - He has a bazillion awards, but I figured what the hell. He's a regular commentator and funny as hell!
Brooke @ Martinis Aren't Just For Breakfast - I just discovered her through Lola and this girl is funny!
BadAss @ Badass Geek - 'cause he's my boy!
Aaron @ Daddyfiles - 'cause he never stalks me anymore and I'm trying to bribe him back.
I would give you all some linky love, but the blogger is not cooperating with me right now. I would also pass this on to Lola @Sassy Mama Says, but she's on vacation and I don't want to stress her out.
Have a great weekend, y'all