What happens when you take food and a case of wine then combine it with a bunch of naughty minded women?
Bread in cleavage.
Of course, you know these aren't my breasts. We have already established the fact I do not have any. This fabulous cleavage shot is Dollface. We grabbed her bodacious TaTa's and jammed a baguette between them. Aren't they beautiful! Don't you just want to jammed your face in there and give her a quick motorboat. But, I'm getting ahead of myself.
This past Saturday, the girls and I gathered at the Casa de Fabulous Artist to wine and dine ourselves silly. Everyone brings a dish, everyone brings their choice of adult beverage. I brought a dynamite bottle of Pinor Noir. I don't remember the label, I just remember it being very tasty. Next time I'll pay more attention for you.
Here is the table:
Here's the spread:
And we had bread:
Glorious bread from a local baker. But, do you see what I see?
We did everything with that bread. That phallic piece of dough became the centerpiece of all our pictures. We even have a video of Dollface and myself doing the full intro to Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back", complete with the bread penis. After a few glasses of wine, we became 12 year old boys. I'm hoping that Simone does not put that video on YouTube. Talent scouts from Hollywood will be calling me night and day. I am that good at Valley Girl speak.
On a more mature note, we were celebrating Dollface's birthday. Being a bit of a closet pastry chef, I whipped out a delicious recipe for "That Chocolate Cake" from The Essence of Chocolate by Robert Steinberg and John Scharffenberge. (see below for recipe)
I think I did pretty well. The cake was inhaled by all and Dollface brought decadent chocolate covered strawberries. It was chocolate overload and it was good.
To all my Bad Girls, we rocked that night! Stay tuned, lovers. Bad Girl Dinner is becoming a monthly event.
That Chocolate Cake