The internet is a fabulous, dirty place. I'm an information junkie. Okay. Let me rephrase....I am a information junkie as long as it's the kind of information not brought up in professional or high class environments. I also enjoy a random, totally mindless, completely irrelevant fact - Did you know Vasco De Gama sailed around the tip of Africa to India? I learned this pointless tidbit in 5th grade and have been unable to get rid of the information. I am a wealth of trivial trivia! (say that 4 times fast). Don't sit next to me at a cocktail party. You will leave much more informed and a hellava lot horrified.
Fact #1. During sweaty sex, men ooze testosterone. And it's actually a biological turn on for women!
Ahem....I do not want anyone to "ooze" anything all over me. It's bad enough trying to get cum out of your hair.
Fact #2. There's almost 500 different types of bacteria in your mouth. Almost 50% of them live on your tongue.
I'm over it. If I'm going to put a penis in my mouth, I'm not worried about tongue bacteria.
Fact # 3. One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now!
I just finished - wait a minute...is this sex with other people or sex with yourself. I'm confused. I need to Google.
Fact# 4. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.
I have decided to keep the temperature on the cool side. (See Fact #1) We're trying to prevent the "ooze"
Fact # 5. The pelvic spasms caused by an orgasm actually move sperm up stream towards fertilizing your eggs.
I really wish I could un-learn this.
Fact #6. Seventy-three-percent of 70-year-old men are still potent.
There is still hope for me and Sean Connery!!!!
Fact# 7. The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache.
It's called falling asleep!
Fact #8. Back in 1609, Dr. Wecker found a dead man with two peckers! Since, 80 cases of double headers have been reported.
I bet these guys had their hands down their pants 24/7.
Fact #9. You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph.
Who is studying this??? Don't we have global warming, cancer and other major disasters to work on? What is wrong with you people.
Fact #10. Erotic asphyxiation didn't just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year.
I'm all for the kinky shit, but this is a little over my head.
Later, Lovers!
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