I'm not sure if any of you care....but I have received some relief by way of a generously frosted carrot cake cupcake with cream cheese frosting. This tasty morsel was graciously provided by my new favorite associate who will forever be known at The Cupcake Man. This superior gentlemen was going out to get a bite and asked me if he could bring me anything. I jumped at the chance and FancyPants seconded the request...saying "she really needs something". When he returned with my prize, I immediately began licking the frosting, then bisected the top from the bottom, ate the bottom, then inhaled the entire top in just under 4 bites.
I actually feel so much better now. It is unbelievable what 3 million calories will do for a person. I relayed this information to FancyPants and I received this response..."Well thank God someone dealt with the issue" Apparently, I've not been as serene as I planned and have left a little of my "bitch" sneak through.
This is a little shout out to FancyPants for dealing with my bitchiness. You are my comrade-in-arms, my faithful companion and the best co-worker a gal could have! Thank you for putting up with my ranting and ramblings, my vulgar comments and my twisted mind. You allow me to be my insane self and do not shy away from my girly problems. Please don't ever leave me!