I'm gonna copy BadAss and Daddyfiles on this one as I am so exhausted from work that my creative juices aren't flowing as well has they should be. Sure, I have tons of notes, ideas and half finished posts. It's just that when I have a chance to sit down and write (READ: after 11:00 pm), my brain refuses to give up anything witty and dynamic. So, I will be taking this weekend to rev up the old noggin and bust out some excellent junk for y'all.
In return for your patience, I will offer you this: Ask me anything. The floor is open. I know that you must have some perverse, inappropriate question(s) that float around in your head while you read my blog. Seriously, lovers. I will answer the most off the wall question you've got. Ask one question, ask 20. If you're feeling private, email me at email@example.com instead. All answers will be posted on Monday.