Monday, December 1, 2008

Fat Ass Update, Guesting and an Anniversary.

I am guesting today over at Half As Good As You. Casey, the HASAY goddess and diet dominatrix was asking for guest posts. I obliged because I just love her like that. Check me out! Make sure you leave some abusive comments here as well so I feel loved.

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but today is my two year anniversary with the firm. I know two years doesn't seem like much, but the first year without Fancy Pants was brutal. I survived the receptionist known only as the Evil C and the Dictator from Hell. Thank God both of them have since left and Fancy Pants and I now rule the kingdom. I have survived in my gilded cage and haven't committed any acts of violence toward my guys.....yet. I don't expect a parade or anything and please, cancel the strippers. However, I wouldn't shun an inflated paycheck at the end of the week and maybe a massage appointment for the middle of the week would be nice. I would like to thank my boys, especially Fancy Pants for two years of absolute hysteria. May the next year bring more panic, homicidal urges, frustration, fury, humor, laughs and love. You guys make everyday as painful as the next, but I still love ya.


  1. I saw your guest post at Casey's blog. So funny!

  2. Today is your day....I don't care what the boss said, you CAN drink on the job today. And the strippers...NO refund, so you're getting them whether you want to or not.

  3. Happy Anniversary to you! The strippers should be arriving around 2pm. Please don't tip them, it will only encourage them to return.

  4. Just stopped by to say hi. I plan on reading your guest post over at that Casey chick's blog. She sounds like a complete skank but if you're guest posting over there today, I'll check it out.
    Happy anniversary! It's so great to have a job that you rule... mine was like that but alas, I popped out the second kid and decided to stay home. :( I'm regretting that decision right about now with the ear infections and plague spreading at my place..

  5. KAt: Thanks Doll!

    Katie: Thanks!!! Keep in touch!

    Cameron: I would have loved to drink on the job today! Not sure if my job would still be there tomorrow.

    Madwomen: The strippers were late and they were those guy strippers that wax their butts! EWWWW!!

    Casey: OMG - That Casey chick is such a wench! But you should check her out. She's pretty funny and makes very cute babies, even though they are a bit contaminated with ear infections right now!

  6. Congratulations on the whole 2 year thing. My 2 year anniversary with the Army would be coming up soon, but I got knocked up and I blew that joint in a hot minute.

  7. Two years with any company these days is amazing, so congratulations on tolerating them that long! :)

  8. Cant Hardly Wait: Thanks! I would have done the same with a baby on the way!

    Wayne John: You have no idea. They make me nuts!!!!

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