Monday, June 1, 2009

Oh, All Right....

Some of you have strongly (to put it mildly) voiced your opinion on the nature of the prize I have decided to give away for my contest. I thought that a gift basket would be a good overall prize for both male and female contestants. I was pretty sure that the guys wouldn't be too thrilled with my latest pick for a vibrator. (I just ordered a new one and will be reviewing it as soon as it comes in the mail) I'm sure that their wives would be even less thrilled with the prospect of some crazy chick sending their husbands a sex toy.

So lovers, I submit. If you send me some of your local peeler bar stuff, you will have the choice of the gift basket OR a new toy (of my choosing). I will not offer up lap dances, (Lola, babe, I'll give you one for free when we hook up.), homemade porn or pictures of myself naked.

Now get on it! Go watch some titties and get me some goods!

6 comments:

  1. I liked the gift basket but then I would never complain about free stuff. Now, I just have to find a peeler bar. I tried to convince my 23 year old son to go with me but his response was: eeewwww! The ingrate.

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  2. It's nice to know you're so easily moulded by the overall population. I'll have to keep that in mind next time I want something.

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  3. Haha, now you're talking. I just have to find a boobie bar that has daycare and I'm in.

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  4. Do you ship to military wives in England is the only question I have LOL!

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