It's like they knew I was coming in to shop last night. You know how they have those kids activities in some stores? Like at Trader Joes, you have to find a big plastic lobster they've hidden somewhere in the aisles. Then you take it to the counter and they give you a prize. Well, I found the banana in Banana Republic. Apparently they like to make a "real" bulge. I stood at the counter, laughing so hard I nearly wet myself. The sales girl looked at me in amazement when I pulled out my phone and snapped a picture. I turned to her and said "I know some people who would really appreciate this."
See lovers, I'm always thinking of you.