Monday, May 4, 2009

Who Knew Freaky Could Bring You Fame?

I've had little experience with fame. No matter how many events I attend, my photo never makes it in the paper. I was once featured on a promo for a charity race I was in. That cured me from being a video camera whore. It is very true that the camera adds 10 pounds. I'm my case, it was more like 20.

When I began this blog I figured it would be a good chance to let my hair down and get my virtual freak on. I didn't know much about blogging until I got addicted to Daddyfiles blog a little over a year ago. Although our blogs discuss different subjects - he talks about babies, I talk about bondage. He discusses family life, I talk about my sex life. You get the deal. Then I found BadAss Geek, Lola, Casey, Kat and Heather. Since then, I have added 10 more fabulous people to my list.

So, I've been at it for awhile, I have a decent amount of stalkers, met lots of them on Facebook and I get a good amount of hits per day. I'm feeling pretty good. Just last week, I noticed that my referral hits had started going through the roof. A little detective work in Google Analytics lead me to the source:

We-vibe has posted my sex toy review on their site with a link to my blog!!! A bonafide, uber classy, sex toy company thinks my review is good enough to post on their site. How cool is that?? My freakiness has finally paid off.

While this may seem like a "whatever" kinda deal for you, I am pumped. I figured the only way I would be recognized would be to break into porn. TH wasn't really on board with that idea and I'm not big on lots of travel. (obviously, I'm joking....about the travel part)

So, if you'd like the autograph of a now recognized reviewer of one of the hottest toys on the market, just give me a holla. I promise not to forget the little people when I hit the big time!

BTW: I have a review of the Sybian that's been hanging in the hopper. I'm gonna post that baby this week. Who knows, maybe they'll fall in love with me too!


  1. Congratulations! I remember my first link on another site that caused a surge in my hits.
    And wtf? You used a Sybian? I must hear all about this! Were you on Howard Stern?

  2. That's really cool. I love it when other people on the Internet like my stuff and link to it or post it elsewhere. It really does give you a high.

    But seriously, you have a Sybian??? I think you have a porn/sex toy addiction. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but a Sybian? Good god woman...

  3. Woah, congrats! You're a sex toy superstah and I DO want your autograph. I told you that Jamie made a "purchase" for me after your glowing review, no? ;)

  4. Hey, thats great! Reviewing such a product really isn't "work" at all. Talk about mixing business with pleasure.

  5. So, now that you're all famous in the sex to world, hook a gal up with a free We-Vibe!

  6. Yeah, I meant sex toy world. I type way too fast ;)

  7. That's awesome!!! Who knew that being dirty could lead to fame?? Well done, my good friend. Well done.

  8. Oh my goodness! Congratulations! I'd love to be famous for sex product reviews! And a Sybian Review?!? Do you actuyally OWN a Sybian? It is totally on Sushi Boy and my "to do" list! ;o)

    (If this comment actually works I am going to pee myself! For some reason my stupid crackberry won't let me comment on your blog!)

  9. Omg!!!! I feel whole again! I figured out how to comment on your blog! Oh happy happy day, I have so much to say to you! I was going to jump Sushi Boy's bones tonight but now I'm staying up commenting on your blog!