Thursday, May 21, 2009

I Found The "Banana" in Banana Republic

It's like they knew I was coming in to shop last night. You know how they have those kids activities in some stores? Like at Trader Joes, you have to find a big plastic lobster they've hidden somewhere in the aisles. Then you take it to the counter and they give you a prize. Well, I found the banana in Banana Republic. Apparently they like to make a "real" bulge. I stood at the counter, laughing so hard I nearly wet myself. The sales girl looked at me in amazement when I pulled out my phone and snapped a picture. I turned to her and said "I know some people who would really appreciate this."

See lovers, I'm always thinking of you.

8 comments:

  1. Why? What the freak? Who needs an anatomically correct mannequin? They couldn't tell by the lack of boobs that it was male? And why was it undressed? The mind boggles.

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  2. Now that's a rock hard cock if I've ever seen one. Well, balls of steel (plaster) at least.

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  3. That is just too funny. I'd have done the same thing. Those are some brass cahones. Thanks for thinking of us.

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  4. Well, by the way he's standing, I'd say he's a gay mannequin!

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  5. I bet that sales girl was just gabsmacked.

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  6. I agree with Lola, he's gay...as is the one behind him with his man purse.

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  7. Oh, sweet jesus....Lola's right. Flamin' gay mannequin. He might even talk with a lisp if he had a head.

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