Do not try to snap a CD in half before you throw it away. It may look really cool on TV, but in real life, the thing shatters into a million pieces. I'm still picking them out of my hands.
I decided to "like" Vin Diesel on my Facebook page. (In reality, I routinely lust after this hot hunk of prime man meat) I logged on the other day to see a "message" from him on my wall. For about 13.6 seconds I thought he sent me a message. Then I realized this was part of a message feed from his fan page on Facebook. I spent the next hour flogging myself for actually thinking Vin Diesel would message me. I am a silly, silly girl.
I just saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and I loved it. I was the one who dragged TH to the theater. There is something about those kinds of movies that I love. I can't wait to see G.I. Joe. Of course the fact that Channing Tatum is in the movie doesn't help matters. He's my #2 hot guy after Vin Diesel. I almost cried when he got married last week. Another one bites the dust.
I spent an hour of my life on the "Joy Fit Club" website looking at before/after pictures of really fat people who had lost over 100lbs and reading their stories. I love that shit. I'm so proud of these people it makes me teary eyed.
I don't like Megan Fox because I'm jealous of her. Yes, I realize that it's petty, mean and above all, completely immature. I don't care. She's thin, beautiful, famous and has a perfect rack. I can hate her. It's my right as an American.
Do you ever get mad when you are eating an amazing meal and you're too full to finish it? I stuffed myself with this fabulous sandwich and I was so full, I couldn't finish it. That made me bullshit.
One of the offices in our complex uses a mobile shredding company. Every two weeks, the shredders show up in their ginormous truck and shred bags and bags of documents. Most of the time they park in front of my office window. One of the guys is very cute and I like to watch him haul the heavy bags while I'm eating my lunch. It's great entertainment. For the past couple weeks, they've been parking in the front of the complex and I can't see them from my office. I walked out to run an errand and there was the cute guy. I plastered on my best pout and said "Hey, you guys usually park over by that side. How come you changed? I liked to watch the shredding." He said, "Well, if we park here we don't have to carry the bags as far. But, if you want we can start parking over on your side again". Damn! I've still got it! All it takes is a skirt, heels and a perfectly practiced pout. Resistance is futile!
I don't care what you say, lowfat cottage cheese is gross. I love regular cottage cheese, but that watered crap is like sewage.
Here's this weeks shuffle. I really need to get more tunes on my iPod. It holds something like 1 million songs and I only have 195 on there.
1. Something in your Mouth - Nickleback
2. Her Diamonds - Rob Thomas
3. You'd Better Wait - Steve Perry
4. Faith in The Heartland - Journey
5. Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie
6. Strawberry Wine - Pat Benatar
7. New Divide - Linkin Park
8. Erotica - Madonna
9. Master of Puppets - Metellica
10. Break the Ice - Britney Spears (Damn! Almost made it with out embarrassing myself!)
That's a wrap, lovers!