Ever since my horrid appearance on Craigslist, I've kept an eye on the postings. At first, it was to check the site for any mention of my name or blog. Then, I started reading the postings. Now, it's escalated to a thrice daily check of the Rants & Raves page for the ultimate in entertainment.
It is amazing the anger, effort and thought people put in to these postings. Some postings are many paragraphs long and full of venom. While I can understand the need to vent your furstrations, I cannot understand why people randomly write crap about people they don't know.
Ironic. I write random crap for people I don't know. Most of you I would love to meet. A few of you....mehh. We may need to meet in a public place. I shall employee 5 body guards and you shall talk to me in a walk-talkie. I love me some fans. But, a few of you....well, lets just say we'll be good friends on the internet.
I was scrolling through and came across the most interesting post:
Seeking a woman who is a good pole greaser to grease my pole. My pole is hefty and it will be in need of regular greasing to keep it in best of shape, so this could be an ongoing opportunity. This is a non-union, internship position, so there is no pay, but there is good experience, and it will look great on your resume. If you are eager and perform well, I'll make you a star.
The position can be demanding, and you should be ready to work at it for some time. So schedule plenty of time for it. You can take care of my pole at my location or yours. A good job could be rewarded with a fountain of surprises.
Applicants should send their picture and availability, as well as describe the attributes and talents that make them the best qualified pole greaser out there. A love of pole greasing will move you to the front of the line.
The position is open immediately. A tryout could be required.
Although I am an expert pole greaser, sadly, there is only one pole I'm in charge of greasing these days. If an of you can help out this poor man, check out Craigslist. I hate to see a furstrated lover out there; especially he is such a creative writer.