If you're wearing panties, take 'em off! That's how it's done around here!
- Partner #2 has a flat screen TV with cable and a huge leather couch in his office. I wonder what he would do if he showed up one afternoon and I was lounging with my feet on the coffee table, eating Doritoes and watching Oprah. Not that I like Oprah, but it's the only thing that I know is on during the afternoon. I'm ignorant in the ways of daytime television.
- I have intense hatred towards Rachel Ray. Her perkiness makes me irritable and her cute little catch phrases make me puke (EVOO, DEEE-LISH). In spite of that, I cannot tear myself away from her 30 Minute Meals show on the Food Network. She makes some awesome recipes!
- Fancy Pants has a new game. He comes into my office, grabs some paperclips out of the dispenser on my desk and tries to throw them down my shirt one by one. This is especially fun for him when I'm on the phone. There are tons of paperclips all over the floor of my office. He misses alot.
- I also have some pennies on the floor underneath my chair mat. This is an old brothel trick that I read about. "Money on the floor, means money thru the door." I just started it last week. I'll let you know if it works.
- I re-read my list of New Years Resolutions. I haven't followed any of them, including that cool book that I posted about and planned to do all the Daring projects. I promise to start that next week. I'm such a slacker.
- The Partner's have asked me to go out to dinner with them tonight. This is the first time in the 2 1/2 years of my employment that I've met with all of them at once. I told Partner #1 if they were planning on firing me they should do it in the office. He laughed and said that was not happening. They just want the pleasure of my company. Bullshit! I hate going into meeting blind. I'm shitting myself right now.
- One of the women in my yoga class is a well known artist and owns two galleries. She came up to me after class yesterday and asked me if I would consider posing nude for her. She said that she liked my muscle tone, I had an interesting face and beautiful hair. She also wants me to pose for her classes. She's willing to pay me $80 a sitting. If I was looking for body validation, I've got it now!
- Partner #3 just rescheduled tonight's dinner. This is a good thing. I'm running out of Tums.