Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Random Tuesday - Some Whine and Cheese

I'm not as snarky and miserable as I was yesterday, but I'm still feeling a bit feisty. I'm gonna let my inner bitch out a little. Stay with me....
  • I believe that you should be allowed to run over people who don't return their shopping cart back to the front of the store or at least put them in the parking corral. Bunch of fucking lazy bastards. I can't tell you how many times I have found a cherry parking space only to find a cart in the middle of it. How hard is it to walk a few feet to the corral and put your cart with everyone else? What makes you so fucking special?
  • With the changing of seasons come vicious allergies. With the allergies comes acne. I look like a 13 year old girl going through puberty. At last count, I had five zits. For some magical reason, they have all located themselves on the left side of my face.
  • The weather was gorgeous this weekend. 70+ degrees. I was tempted to start the backyard nude sunbathing early this year, but lack of foliage on surrounding trees make me rethink that idea. I don't want to be that obvious! Best to wait a few more weeks.
  • That being said...I have the most excellent farmers tan (burn) from working in the yard with a tshirt on.
  • I'm still Facebooking. (stop laughing - some of you have friended me and are addicts too) The other day I became a "Fan of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches". While I will admit my love of gooey cheese on toasted, buttered bread, I wonder how much of a loser am I that I sign up for it on Facebook?
  • I have learned that I will freak out if I don't have my cell phone with me at all times while in the office. I left it in the ladies room the yesterday (no I wasn't talking on it, I was testing out the camera *wink-wink*) and couldn't locate it for 2 hours. I nearly had a nervous breakdown.
  • I have decided that this is the funniest t-shirt I have ever seen. Thank Firecrotch for this one. We've decided that it wouldn't work if you have a beer gut. Gives another meaning to having a "kink in it"
What's even funnier than this? When I saved the picture file, I saved it in a folder on our office server instead of locally to my desktop. Of course, I couldn't find it once I saved it. I had to do a file by file search until I located it in some obsure area in Partner #1's files. Apparently, I had been working on something in his folder. Can you imagine!!!!???


  1. That shirt is all kinds of awesome.

  2. That t-shirt is just wrong in so many right ways.

  3. Love that t-shirt. So many kinds of wonderful all wrapped up in one piece of fabric.

    That shopping cart thing? Pisses me off too. Lazy asshats.

  4. That shirt is going to be purchased by me for Father's Day!!!

    Oh, oh the shopping plaza I go to all the time suddenly removed all of the corrals, and now the lots are littered with carts in every stinking spot. What dumbass thought that was a good idea? I always return mine, btw, even if it's pouring rain. I'm good like that ;)

  5. Wait, am I a Facebook friend? What the...?

  6. Ha, you Facebook loser. I'm a user but I don't get involved in all of the silly games.

    The shopping cart assholes make me mad too, I'll go out of the way to carry my kids to the parking lot just to avoid having to leave the cart in the lot.

  7. I hate leaving the cart out of the coral, but I'll admit that I have done it before when I had 2 under 2 and the parking lot was so packed I was probably 20+ spaces away from any coral. I did, however, make sure the cart wasn't obstructing any parking spaces. I still felt bad.

  8. That shirt...HA!! There are no words.

    And the shopping carts?!? Don't get me started. I actually watched someone do this and after giving her the "i-will-fuck-you-up" stare (because she left it beside MY CAR), she turned around and put her cart in its proper place.

  9. HAHAHHAHA!! I love that shirt, and love even more that you almost shared it at work! Good times...

    I hope you feel better. At least its not 'that warthog illness thingy' (the name my ever politically correct sister gave it lol)

  10. Oh man the internet has the best stuff ever!